C*R*A*N*K*Y

I'm in a bit of a crankster mood today so I thought I would make a list of things that twark me off! No offense to anyone who may recognize some of the behaviors in my list - I'm sure I do plenty to twark you off too! And if I don't, then hang around me for a day, I guarantee you'll be changing your tone.

• Confederate Flags - especially in the North! Let me tell you a little secret.....YOU LOST THE WAR. Now get on board with the American Flag here people


• UG - I can not stand seeing this and it's not because of the "Ford" reference! Really....You DISLIKE a vehicle that much? There are so many more things to dislike that a certain make or model of a vehicle....like people who fly confederate flags
  
• People who hound non-drinkers into having a beer. My partner in crime (aka Stacey) does not drink and I am always astounded by the ignorance in people when the discover this and they spend the rest of the evening trying to talk her into having a drink. What is the big deal??!!?? Get over it and buy me a beer!
• People who stand on the dance floor Move out of my way so I can do the funky chicken.
• Paying $2.00 plus for a gallon of gasoline
• Negative people Okay - I know I'm on the cranky side today, but I'm usually a fairly "glass is half full" type of gal. I'm talking about the people who are ALWAYS complaining about their jobs or ALWAYS soooo busy or ALWAYS allowing themselves to become victims of their surroundings
• People who make "pet peeve" list
• People who say "I hate cops" Good luck the next time someone breaks into your house or the neighbor of yours is being just a bit too noisy
• Adult cartoons on Cartoon Network I understand they are on late but why do we need to have inappropriate shows on a network geared towards kids?
• Atheist Let me get this straight...your belief is that you believe in nothing? How long did it take you to come up with that one genius?
• Superstar kids and the parents who gloat I'm so happy that your child could read before he/she was potty trained but I'm still trying to get mine to understand why we can't share an ice cream cone with the neighbors dogs so leave me alone!
• Street jargon I am not going to pretend that I am the leader in the English language, but when did "I ain't going to nothing to nobody" become a sentence the was widely understood in the country? I could make another list here such a "gangster being a positive term" or "bitches and hoes" being something that even women refer to other women as....but I won't ;)

Okay - that's enough for now....I feel much better.